Aneudy

Aneudy is known to be very handsome and possibly the greatest man who ever lived besides Christ himself. All women want him and men want to be him. He knows all fighting styles and sex positions. He’s a proficient Hunter Who owns a lot of knifes and Guns. He once killed a raging bull with his bare hands. He lived as a cartoon for a short while just because he could. Aneudy once’s stoped a war simply by saying stop. He is loved by everyone and feared by all. There’s a rumor that he once killed a man just to Bring him back to life but we all know it’s true. Aneudy is the man the legend the future.

-I want to have Aneudy’s baby’s

-Is that Aneudy I wish I was him

-So you finally met the great Aneudy

- you know Aneudy ? my bad come on in

- if you was Aneudy we can bang my wife

by Karatekid 2.0 November 24, 2021

Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

aneurysm

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004

Jism Aneurysm

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.

I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!

by Flantari September 30, 2006

Sadness Aneurysm

When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:

1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.

2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.

3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.

John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!

Steve: What’s up with John?

Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.

Steve: Oh. Ok.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Mini Sadness Aneurysm

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.

Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019