Aneuris
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Aneuris by Nostylelikethis November 22, 2021
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Aneurysm
Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.
"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."
Aneurysm by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015
Aneurysm
a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.
Aneurysm by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005
Aneristic
From the theological principles of the Church of the Subgenius:
"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".
Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.
Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.
Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.
Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.
"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".
Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.
Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.
Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.
Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.
The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.
Aneristic by Laughingfox February 17, 2009
Anerism
Having an intense, violent, and nasty seizure, causing people to think you are insane. The symptoms of having an anerism are: Wild gargling voice pitches, muscle spasms, bone bending, loss of bladder control, and licking your forehead. If you experience any of these symptoms, get a doctor.... fast,
Anerism by Iaintnoniggaimmawhigganigga October 21, 2012
Jism Aneurysm
The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.
I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!
Jism Aneurysm by Flantari September 30, 2006