aneurgasm

when you orgasm so hard that you blow a blood vessel in your head

he did her so hard that she had a aneurgasm

by dizztizzlewizzle March 5, 2008

aneurgasm

(n) When you whip yourself into such a psychotic frenzy that it appears you will have an aneurysm, yet you're taking a perverse, almost sexual pleasure in the rage. It is an almost transcendent state of ferocity that must be seen in person to be appreciated.

Common symptoms of a clinical aneurgasm include:
- a purplish complexion caused by the sudden rush of blood to the head.
- a tensing of the shoulder, neck, and and upper back muscles.
- uncontrollable Ali-like trembling.
- breaking out into a thin cold sweat.
- can appear to be a pre-stroke apoplectic fit, except for the distinguishing feature:
- a massively painful and surprising erection (similar to a shame boner) at the height of rage, often ending in sudden embarrassingly explosive ejaculation.

Kanye West was so enraged by the obscure blogger's slight that he achieved a violent and awe-inspiring aneurgasm.

by the velvet nihilist April 18, 2009

aneurgasm

When you orgasm so hard that it feels like you're going to bust a brain vessel.

I had an aneurgasm last night with the bosses daughter.

by Horsey269u July 15, 2011

Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

aurgasm

An aural orgasm. Something amazingly pleasing (particularly music) to the ears.

I just listened the Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety and had multiple aurgasms.

by jesusatemysister October 26, 2005

Angergasm

Pained, orgasm-like sounds, stemming from a bout of anger.

It's difficult to give an example of something that's sound-based, but I'd have to liken it to someone being forcibly anal raped, only they're just very unhappy about something.

"UGH!" "OH GOD!" "ARGH!" "FUUUUUCK!" and "FUCK ME!!" are all possible examples of an angergasm.

by Suck It Wilde August 19, 2009