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anecdont 

A rarely short and usually uninteresting story about an incident or person.

Often inappropriate and full of cringe, the embarrassment will typically keep the teller awake at night, remembering the times they should have just said nothing.
Telling my Tinderella about my experiences as an altar boy with Father McCully was definitely an anecdont.

Here comes Roger and his bag full of anecdonts. Ain't nobody got time to hear about his stepsister fantasies.
anecdont by alteredaltarboy November 2, 2021
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ANECDONT 

'Anecdont'©...and 'anecdont'© is a short phrase that alludes to a short story ofrnarrative...or a missive. If you don't have patience to write, but want to be creative, then an anecdont is a perfect way to express yourself in a witty and creative way
"Tom Waits for no Man; but stays for lunch!" Is an example of an anecdontal quote...it's what you don't want to use for your English essay
ANECDONT by Dune-Micheli Patten December 13, 2024

Anecdote Andy 

Someone who constantly commits post hoc fallacies during a contentious debate that usually calls for statistical evidence, specifically within the realms of social sciences.
Chud: I know from personal experience how inherently violent African Americans are. As a child, I was only bullied by black kids in a predominantly white school!
Chad: Nice argument, Anecdote Andy.
Anecdote Andy by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Anecdote 

a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.
He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.
Anecdote by btr'spnk January 12, 2008

Anecdotes 

a short version of an interesting or humorous incident or a short often amusing story, especially about something someone has done.
she told one or two amusing anecdotes about her years as a BJ queen.
Anecdotes by harley April 3, 2005

anecdotalist

Garzo was a good anecdotalist, he could retell many an entertaining anecdote to lasto down the boozer
anecdotalist by Fray-Z December 17, 2009

Anecdotal Evidence 

Bullshit terminology made up by pseudo-intellectuals to dismiss anything that doesn't match up with their bullshit.
Dad claims my many links to people dying from the vaccine is "anecdotal evidence" which he never even looked at it because he think the feds will tell him the truth, just like how 9/11 was totally not a inside job.