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carrots and shits
the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.
"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake
carrots and shits by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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