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One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

analpirate by matt March 28, 2003

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anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

anal pirate by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

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Analpated

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

Analpated by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

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anal pirate

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

anal pirate by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005

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anal pirate

1) A person who goes around raping people anally, usually for fun or as a hobby.
2) May refer to something in a person's anal cavity.

Chris: I cant belive Kyle goes around raping people for fun

Cole: I know, that boy is a daum anal pirate!

anal pirate by arrowoodc May 9, 2011

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anal pirate

One who is willing to take anything anal.

Joey: Missy is an anal pirate, last night she put a bowling pin in her ass.

Elliott: Dude! Let me get at that

anal pirate by Joey Garcia III March 11, 2008

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anal pirate

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a fucking anal pirate.

anal pirate by brett maquiss February 10, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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