analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

by matt March 28, 2003

anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

Analpated

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

anal pirate

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005

anal pirate

1) A person who goes around raping people anally, usually for fun or as a hobby.
2) May refer to something in a person's anal cavity.

Chris: I cant belive Kyle goes around raping people for fun

Cole: I know, that boy is a daum anal pirate!

by arrowoodc May 9, 2011

anal pirate

One who is willing to take anything anal.

Joey: Missy is an anal pirate, last night she put a bowling pin in her ass.

Elliott: Dude! Let me get at that

by Joey Garcia III March 11, 2008

anal pirate

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a fucking anal pirate.

by brett maquiss February 10, 2007