analphabet

When someone fists you in the ass and they start saying the alphabet outloud.

While he's fisting you and out loud analphabet he starts saying the ABC's.

by PupperNickel February 9, 2018

Analphabetism

Being unable to read or write.

The teacher's reduced analphabetism in their schools.

by Rushmark July 23, 2017

analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

by dan nm August 11, 2007

Political Analphabet

A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.

Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet

by mctwist23 June 28, 2020