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FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.
Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.
by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

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In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.
“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump

Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019

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A discarded heroin syringe used as a weapon
A gang of junkies wielding Baltimore Blades chased me last night
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019

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Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.
When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.
by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020

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Donald Trump’s favorite word. May or may not be followed by his second-favorite word, billions.
“I paid millions of dollars in taxes, millions of dollars in income tax.”
by Howimetyourgrandma September 29, 2020

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Rust
Your car needs new floor pans and a trunk? No, it just has the Wisconsin Carbon Fiber treatment!
by Howimetyourgrandma March 04, 2021

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