Anal Probe
Anal Probe by Clint H. Hoyt February 8, 2007
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Anal probe
Anal probe by Dannyboi June 19, 2006
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Anal Probe
1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.
2. A red Ford Probe
2. A red Ford Probe
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1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!
2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.
Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!
2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.
Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
Anal Probe by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010
anal probe
To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.
anal probe by cockhockey04 May 13, 2005
Anal Probe
An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.
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Anal Probe by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009
anal probe
taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!
anal probe by tadster July 15, 2008
anal probe
An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
anal probe by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006
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