Definitions by cockhockey04

anal probe

To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.

Im gonna anal probe you good.

anal probe by cockhockey04 May 13, 2005