anal logger 

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.

Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.

anal logger by JT8087 March 7, 2010

Anal Lagger 

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

Anal Lagger by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

Analoggers 

Analoggers--1. People who prefer analog over digital; typically an older crowd that fears technology. 2. Also people who like to butt fuck (giving, not receiving), Fudge packers with a consistent piece of shit on their dick.

The analoggers were tired of getting disapproving looks so they decided to all stick together

Analoggers by summertime36 January 28, 2024