Analoafer- A piece of shit hanging out on a dick, usually transient in nature. A good analogy would be a squatter, a stray or a free loader; A lazy, idle, good for nothing piece of shit; a bum you let sleep on your couch for a night and here it is 3 weeks later.
Girl 1: "I was sucking Bobby off the other night and something didn't smell right. I guess I didn't stop soon enough because then it didn't taste right. I was so upset; there was this huge analoafer stuck to the side of his dick!"
Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"
Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"
by summertime36 January 28, 2024
Get the Analoafer mug.Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.
by summertime36 November 20, 2022
Get the Cunt Hunt mug.Analoggers--1. People who prefer analog over digital; typically an older crowd that fears technology. 2. Also people who like to butt fuck (giving, not receiving), Fudge packers with a consistent piece of shit on their dick.
by summertime36 January 28, 2024
Get the Analoggers mug.Her ass was sore and couldn't walk right after the football team went analogging at the frat party last night.
by summertime36 January 28, 2024
Get the Analogging mug.I pinched an analoaf cause I was running late, then spent the next 25.minutes wiping my butthole and the entire surrounding area clean. It was a mess! The damn analoaf left remnants all over the fucking place!
by summertime36 January 28, 2024
Get the Analoaf mug.Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.
by summertime36 November 20, 2022
Get the Cunt Hunt mug.Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021
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