An owl 

Is someone who is always asking who did something trying to get the latest gossip by "ear hustling".

"Someone went to jail stealing from that store."

"Hey, Who said that, and who is he or she?"

"Are you an owl? Mind your business..

An owl by 14k ight August 24, 2021

BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

BOILED AS AN OWL by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by aweeze April 2, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010

Forcing an owl to jog at noon 

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

Forcing an owl to jog at noon by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Boiled Like An Owl 

Means to get drunk.

Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.

Boiled Like An Owl by hkychic17 October 27, 2011

varnish an owl

To consume cannabis by smoking it.

Origin: Music to Varnish Owls By - Geoff Bastow (1975)

Who wants to varnish an owl with me?

varnish an owl by sherrier August 12, 2026