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BOILED AS AN OWL

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.
BOILED AS AN OWL by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

Forcing an owl to jog at noon 

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

Boiled Like An Owl 

Means to get drunk.
Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.
Boiled Like An Owl by hkychic17 October 27, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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