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an IT-tard 

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!
There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!
an IT-tard by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

grip it an rip it 

In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.
John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.

Calling it an alex 

Going exceptionally early home
No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

but then i ate an orange and it was k 

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"

make an evening of it

To masturbate; esp. of a female, and usually in a bathtub. (Originally in reference to the amount of time required to prepare for female masturbation, such as drawing a bath, lighting candles and incense, etc.)
A: "I'm going to 'make an evening of it tonight'."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."

Put an egg on it 

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.
Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it
Put an egg on it by RobAa January 5, 2008