an austin

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A kid (usually high schooler) who thinks he’s country but lives in town. If he drives a truck he drives an eco v6 his daddy/step daddy bought him. Most likely dies his hair. Dates hoes. Doesn’t know what he’s talking about. This Austin is found in rural states so he try’s to be friends with country folk but people hate him

God what a fag.

Yeah what an Austin

an austin by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

An Austin

To take a shit outdoors

"l'm going behind this water tank for an Austin."

An Austin by DutchyIRL March 29, 2025

An Austin with a Side of Bryan

When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.

Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.

An Austin with a Side of Bryan by Joe Jackson September 1, 2008

Pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".

''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''

Pulling an Austin by Lasisalunatic May 14, 2013

Pulled an Austin!

The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.

"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".

Pulled an Austin! by bluuecheese123 April 1, 2010

Pulling an Austin

Continuously taking screenshots of your friends snaps without permission and your only intention is to keep the pictures for personal use. Or harassing your friends constantly with meaningless conversations to the point of annoyance.

Ugh, this guy keeps messaging me and pulling an Austin. He reminds me of a lost puppy so, hopefully, he gets the hint and leaves me alone soon.

Honestly? This guy keeps pulling an Austin and won't leave me alone. I think he's gonna ask to buy my used panties next.

Pulling an Austin by Cornelius Wallace October 9, 2019

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

Pullin' an Austin Powers by herndonium September 15, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026