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Amphitheatre Longbowman 

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.
Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...
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Russian Amphitheatre 

A sexual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother Russia.
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.

While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.

When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as Stalin showed no mercy to his people.
When I heard that there was going to be a performance at the Russian amphitheatre, I went to go see. What I did not expect to see performed at the Theatre was a Russian Amphitheatre.

I should have read the playbill.

Red Rocks Ampthitheatre 

The best venue to see music in Colorado and the US.

Great outdoor Venue where you will have an enjoyable trip on anything that suits your fancy.

Seeing music there you will have a great view of downtown denver behind the stage and the huge red rocks to the right and left behind you.
Red Rocks Ampthitheatre is a Heady venue!
Red Rocks Ampthitheatre by DaveL October 30, 2007

Amphithere

A very large, feathered, serpentine dragon found mainly in North, Central, and South America
Did you see that Amphithere ? It was so cool.
Amphithere by The Isbey September 14, 2008

Amphithere

A very large, feathered, serpentine dragon found mainly in North, Central, and South America
Did you see that amphithere? It was so cool.
Amphithere by The Isbey September 14, 2008

amphitheater crawler 

a person who would wear a skeleton suit and listen to phoebe bridgers.
Oh my gosh, Kay is such an amphitheater crawler!

Amplitheater 

A theater designed to host amplified sound-based performances, including live music, comedy, lectures, and other speech-centric presentations.

The term is a portmanteau of 'amplified' and 'amphitheater'.

What an amplitheater is not:
• A traditional/classical concert hall (where a symphony orchestra would play) is not an amplitheater. These buildings are made to naturally enhance and project the sound of unamplified acoustic performances, and often have little to no amplification equipment.
• Almost all movie houses today have the infrastructure to host sound-based entertainment too, so they could be considered amplitheaters. However, a true amplitheater is purpose-built to support the best listening experience, with optimized room acoustics and a comprehensive sound reinforcement (PA) system.
My favorite rock band is playing at the amplitheater tonight!