Serpentine 

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.

"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"

Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

Serpentine 

The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)

"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.

Serpentine by dmj64 May 26, 2014

Serpentine 

A serpentine is a woman that is devoid of any sexual restraints. (coined by R. Moscoso-Sydney)

While you are having sex with your girl, you call out to her "my serpentine""you are my serpentine", meaning she's your woman and a woman devoid of any sexual restraints, at that moment.

Serpentine by Roberto - Sydney October 12, 2013

serpentine 

When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.

When he farted, we all had to serpentine.

"Carl, serpentine!"

serpentine by toee May 18, 2008

Serpentine 

A girl on discord.com with autism

"yo, cant take a joke? you're such a Serpentine."

Serpentine by Serpentinexhamza July 25, 2024

Serpentine 

Girl on discord.com with autism.

"Yo, can't take a joke? You're such a Serpentine."

Serpentine by Serpentinexhamza July 25, 2024

Serpentine Logic 

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

Serpentine Logic by Intuit July 20, 2010