Simply put, Amadamaphus is what you say when something is beyond amazing, beyond wonderful, it's the next level of greatness. When something is just too awesome to be believed.
Amadamaphus was created on March 15th, 2009 @ an open mic event called "Storytellers" in Baltimore, MD. The host of the event was unable to come up with a word to describe the spoken word duo that was about to take the stage later that night. An audience member challenged him to come up with something by the time they were to perform. He returned to the stage later that night and exclaimed that these two people were "Amadamaphus".
Usually a red head or blonde. A girl who can rock heelies and even the weirdest outfits. She stands out from the crowd and has major swag. An Amadea will stick with you through everything and is a very loyal friend to have.
She makes a lot of bad jokes that will make you laugh until you cry. An Amadea is the best friend you could ever wish for and she'll give you major street cred.
Hey dude look over there! That girl is totally rocking those heelies!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.