ambimitrous

Showing no particular preference out of the rival yeast spreads Vegemite (Australia) and Marmite (New Zealand).

"I hope you don't mind? We've only got Vegemite."

"It's okay, I'm ambimitrous."

by The Sharn King August 21, 2011

ambimastrous

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambidixtrous

A man who can pack his package left or right.

Yesterday his Speedo's bulged on the left, and now they buldge on the right. Oh yeah, he's ambidixtrous.

by mr. packer June 25, 2009

ambipetrous

When one loves both cats and dogs.

I have a cat, but I don't mind dogs. I'm ambipetrous,

by SuburbanWino November 12, 2015

ambidixtrous

A man who can jerk off with either hand.

Carl broke his right hand spanking the monkey, but that won't stop him. He's ambidixtrous.

by DirTSanChez May 13, 2005

ambidixtrous

a man whose dick will go either way... a bisexual man

"Fred likes to have sex with men *and* women?"
"Yeah, he's ambidixtrous."

by Lisa January 30, 2004