ambassetor

(1) Someone who enthusiastically advocates for slow-moving floppy-eared hounds.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane was a top ambassetor, especially seeing as how his own pet, Flash, was such an animal; he loved "Velvet Ears" in any case, even if she wasn't exactly da most limber --- or even da most motivated --- colleague.

ambassetor by QuacksO December 15, 2023

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ambassetor

A political representative of the canine world.

Since Warren Demesme asked for a "lawyer dog" while he was in police custody, perhaps he would have instead asked for the services of an ambassetor if he'd been being interrogated by a foreign government.

ambassetor by QuacksO August 23, 2024

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ambassador pineapple

A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind

"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*

ambassador pineapple by Freakingdoomguy April 18, 2019

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Coffee ambassador

Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional

The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.

Coffee ambassador by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008