amazonisha

When you order so much stuff from Amazon in one day, you forget what you ordered on delivery day.

Husband: hey hunky, you have a bunch of amazon boxes on the porch, what did you order?

Wife: uhh...I can't remember? A bag maybe?

Husband: Did you order so much that you have amazonisha?

amazonisha by WEHSWH January 5, 2023

Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.

It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.

amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019

Aaronisha 

Aaronisha is a kind loving person who gets aggravated fast and is sweet and very goofy and mostly short but at a matter of time she gets mad and don't care bout anything anymore.(crazy/fun size)

Person:aaronisha you so sweet

Me:thanks😊

Aaronisha by Ogvonnie March 13, 2017

Amazonesia

Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.

Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.

Amazonesia by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 19, 2013

Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.

The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!

Amazonesia by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019

Amazonia 

Condition in which women are covered in so much hair that they resemble an Amazon womSymptoms of Amazonia are the uncontrollable growth of hair on all parts of the body, becoming overbearing bitches, and becoming slightly ugly.

body amazonia

Amazonia by pofato January 9, 2011