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An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.
The alvinists were laughing at big chungus memes on their way to area 51.
Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.
P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
Alvinist by quadrum September 24, 2019

Albinus Maximus 

Albinus maximus, is the Messiah of the religion Sylt!

They say he will return one day to see the fruits of his loins.

They say his puns are legendary!
All praise the one and only, Albinus Maximus!
Albinus Maximus by Doggii64 January 19, 2018
Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".
"Why is that kid drinking from the toilet?"
"Don't pay attention to him, he's an Alvinist."
Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019

alvinsrblx 

alvinsrblx is a famous tiktoker/influencer with a outstanding amount of 200k+ followers. His videos are about roblox which get atleast 2000 views each day. He has about 12 fanpages which he almost follows all of them and he got famous by a video of a giraffe.
Person 1: do you know alvinsrblx?
Person 2: yes, he's my idol!
Person 1: same, he's the best!
alvinsrblx by Annomously November 30, 2020

aleinussy 

Alienussy is there Vagina of a alien put in a single word. Usually used between a group hoeless guys
“Yo bro have you seen the new porno video that has dropped ? They be streaming that alienussy”

“Yo fr ? That ALEINUSSY is edible”
aleinussy by Fick lover April 25, 2022
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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