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Alvania is incredibly strong willed and intelligent. She is smart and absolutely gorgeous with a beautiful body, smile and personality. Alvania loves nature, animals, making money and being independent. She is stubborn and afraid of failure. Alvania is ambitious and fights for what she wants. Alvania is an amazing lover/partner and loves hard once she chooses her partner.
Alvania is undeniably attractive. Her beauty shines amongst everyone she meets.
alvania by Preferablymason21 July 11, 2024
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Another word for perfection. If you ever meet an Alvania your life will change for the better. They are smart, kind, beautiful, and is everything anyone could want. They start off very shy but once you’re able to get to know them, you’ll be blessed with their beautiful smile and addictive charm. Just their gaze cause the whole world to stop just so you can admire and cherish them for what they are worth. Alvania is the definition of heaven on earth. They are great listeners and even better companions. If you ever get the chance to meet one, don’t let go because life will become meaningless without them as you’ll search for them in others and never find what they had.
Person 1: “I think I just found the love of my life
Person 2: “How do you know?”
Person 1: “When she came into the room everything just stopped and it felt as if I was there for an eternity. She made my heart race from her beauty but gave me peace as it felt as if I’ve know her my entire life with just one gaze.”
Person 2: “Did you get her name?”
Person 1: “Alvania”
alvania by Mr.Fox676 July 12, 2024

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile
Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.
-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

Albanian Day 

In this day (09/03/2022) every country of the Earth have to pray for Albania, no matter what.
Albanian Day
STRONG ALBANIA UP! 💪🇦🇱🆙
Albanian Day by Skele00 March 8, 2022

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.
Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.
Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022