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Alstonville high school
Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
Alstonville high school by Bin chickens have rights too November 6, 2019
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alshtwaffie
To feel loving, calm and joyful with an extreme amount of long lasting euphoria beyond the English vocabulary
After that LSD trip in the forest the only word that I can think of to describe that experience and my current emotion to be alshtwaiffe. I feel alshtwaffie!
alshtwaffie by alshtwaffic witch January 6, 2020
El Alstrogen
A term used when a lot of El Al girls are in one area. El Alstrogen can be used in simmilar situations as Estrogen.
El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).
El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).
Girl 1: Did you have fun at the El Al event last night?
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.
El Alstrogen by chocolatecoveredstrawberries=) May 27, 2009
Alston
A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.
Alston by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012
Alstonville High School
You will not find another school that spends 2.8 million dollars to turn an average bus stop into a train station, I mean who even cares if we die of heat stroke when we’re trying to do maths because we don’t have air conditioning. From Franny to Parso we’ve got the best teachers. We’ve also got amazing students that are kind, caring and don’t do drugs ;)
Alstonville High School by Cody Gillespie June 8, 2019
Alston
a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)
ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!
Alston by up2no.good21 March 1, 2009
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