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Alstevis 

The motherfucking GOAT. Period. Point Blank. When you see him you’ll know. If he’s a father his kids come first. If he’s a husband he beats his wife like a pornstar. Not sure if an Alstevis went to college or not, but if he did… he probably pledged an African American fraternity. Based on previous facts, he probably pledged Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Inc. I don’t know, but that’s my guess.
Alstevis is one solid brother.
Alstevis by Binkytheinfluencer November 23, 2021
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Alstevis 

Alstevis is what the kids today would call a “goat”. He has challenges that he allows to get him against the ropes, but he finds a way out. When you meet an Alstevis you’ll know. An Alstevis is very welcoming, humble, and is an awesome person to be around. If an Alstevis is a father his kids comes first. If he’s a husband helps wife comes first. He also tends to his wife as if he’s in the porn industry. If Alstevis went to college he probably pledged an African American fraternity. Based on how his life style and previous facts… Alstevis most like pledged Omega Psi Phi Fraternity INC. A great mentor, coach, buddy, friend, and brother.

Alstevis is a mother🤬🤬 goat.
Damn! Alstevis is the man I want to be like when I grow old. Mf is alright by me
Alstevis by Binkytheinfluencer November 23, 2021
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