An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray
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Alsacia is a bad mofo that loves parmesan cheese. She lives life on the edge. She will ride a uni-cycle 15 miles for a block of swiss cheese.
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Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.
That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider
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