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An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray
I saw a wild Alsatia is the woods and barely escaped with my life, it was beautiful though.
alsatia by Squaaaaaaaaawk December 28, 2018
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A perfecy perfect person! She has one of the brightest smiles you will ever see! When she walks into a room everyone turns and looks because she is so beautiful! Her eyes are something out of this world! She is fantastic at everything she does! She is overall one of the best people you will ever meet!
That girl ,Alatia is so beautiful
alatia by Bear#1 April 8, 2018
Alsacia is a bad mofo that loves parmesan cheese. She lives life on the edge. She will ride a uni-cycle 15 miles for a block of swiss cheese.
Alsacia by Shamess February 15, 2010

Alsätra 

Uncommon last name in Sweden, carried most famously by Tim Alsätra who is a failing student at LBS. The name means "kort o kaxig" in swedish.
"oh wow look at that Alsätra, so cocky"
Alsätra by Tintrash May 9, 2018

THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good
THe Alsacian Eskimo by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007

Alsatians 

Autochtonous population
Hey Alsatians
Alsatians by Green Cappy March 22, 2023

Alsakian Snow rider 

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.
That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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