alsmot

i invented this word by misspelling "almost"
it basically means bullshit

i guess saying "alsmot" is a clean version of the word bullshit so y'all can say it in class

friend or not friend: wow you're tall
moi: nah that's alsmot

by renayay October 27, 2020

Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

Alimot

a beautiful girl that is very chill . she dont let niggas run her and she'll beat anybody ass who try to disrespect her. she real life cool and dont fuck with fake bitches or niggas.

Damn y'all heard about that bitch Alimot? She cool and fine asf.

by killateeee March 22, 2017

allMotti

allMotti is a tech company that sells products and creates products

I have the allMotti MYEone Phone!

by allMotti May 14, 2018

assmotorboating

When an individual places their face between the buttcheeks of another individual. The penetrator then proceeds to stick out their tongue and violently shake their head back and forth. During this exertion the penetratee clenches their buttcheeks and presses the second person's face in between them.

Marc used his giant buttcheeks to engulf Michael's face for an unforgetable assmotorboating.

by gaysasquatch December 3, 2010

Alamota

Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.

Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.

by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008

Almsot

Common misspelling of the work 'almost'

guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.

by foofighter December 19, 2008