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i invented this word by misspelling "almost"
it basically means bullshit

i guess saying "alsmot" is a clean version of the word bullshit so y'all can say it in class
friend or not friend: wow you're tall
moi: nah that's alsmot
alsmot by renayay October 27, 2020
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Assmotize 

To hypnotize someone with your ass.
Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.
Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015
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a beautiful girl that is very chill . she dont let niggas run her and she'll beat anybody ass who try to disrespect her. she real life cool and dont fuck with fake bitches or niggas.
Damn y'all heard about that bitch Alimot? She cool and fine asf.
Alimot by killateeee March 22, 2017

allMotti 

allMotti is a tech company that sells products and creates products
I have the allMotti MYEone Phone!
allMotti by allMotti May 14, 2018

assmotorboating 

When an individual places their face between the buttcheeks of another individual. The penetrator then proceeds to stick out their tongue and violently shake their head back and forth. During this exertion the penetratee clenches their buttcheeks and presses the second person's face in between them.
Marc used his giant buttcheeks to engulf Michael's face for an unforgetable assmotorboating.
assmotorboating by gaysasquatch December 3, 2010
Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.
Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.
Alamota by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008
Common misspelling of the work 'almost'




guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
Almsot by foofighter December 19, 2008
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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