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Almsot

guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
by foofighter December 19, 2008
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almsot

It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.
"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"
by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008
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ex-almost

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friendsbut then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.
"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"
by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014
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almosttoasty

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it's not gay if it's almosttoasty
by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020
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Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008
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the almost

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.
The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!
by attractive today July 31, 2007
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Almost

A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.

You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.

They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.

They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
by Americairo June 3, 2019
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