Almsot
Almsot by foofighter December 19, 2008
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almsot
It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:
1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"
2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"
Two is the lesser used version.
1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"
2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"
Two is the lesser used version.
"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"
or
"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"
or
"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"
almsot by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008
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Almost Raped
\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
Almost Raped by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008
the almost
the almost by attractive today July 31, 2007
Almost
A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.
You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.
They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.
They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.
They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
Almost by Americairo June 3, 2019
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