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Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.
Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.
Alamota by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008
Words you can keep

anamotagraphical 

When you get too graphic about a role play involving you and your best friend's girlfriend.
Woah woah woah! Let's not get all anamotagraphical about it!
anamotagraphical by Nate4Ever July 3, 2011
A place full of fucking faggots who have small dicks. All the girls are a bunch of hoes who would eat your ass for a high five . Everyone’s girlfriends have cheated on them with the smokin’ Centauri guys and Sanford babes.
“Did you hear alamosa didn’t even make it to the championship?”
Yeah they are a bunch of pussies anyways. I made out with Casey’s girlfriend like 5 times today.”
Alamosa by AlamosaSucksAss April 14, 2019

ALAMODALITY 

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.
ALAMODALITY by weave September 22, 2003

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.
Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy
almotaz billah by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018

almotasim 

A person who looks older then what he is, because of his hairy body. He is caring, somtimes rude. But is a amazing dick sucker. His usually the kid in your class acting like a total maniac but at the same time being really lovely to the people he like.

Almotasim is down syndromed!
Pleb: Have you seen Almotasim today?
Pleb 2: No not at all!
*Almotasim walks into class*
Almotasim: MahshawallaJALLAJAFFAR Ching Chong Its nothing wrong with sucking dick!
A true Almotaz does not but down to any
Almotaz by اللهو الخفي November 20, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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