alptop

A misspelled version of the word 'laptop'.

"Man, don't forget to bring your alptop... I mean laptop with you today..."

by Global Warming August 16, 2006

altophobia

The fear of heights, or of falling.

One of the most common fears is altophobia.

by Magillan October 1, 2007

alphophobia

fear of catching leprosy.

Alphophobia runs in the family.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Aptoptionist

An optimistic mortition

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.

by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011

alpopoop

Hatred for people who use flushable wipes to wipe their asses.

Normal person: *uses flushable wipes*

Alpopoop: *kills normal person*

by Hobokermit January 25, 2022

Alatope

Jewish lady with big titties

I saw the best alatope the other day but my dick went limp when told me her name was “Yamaka-hamika”

by alatope June 4, 2022

alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.

Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023