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alptop

A misspelled version of the word 'laptop'.
"Man, don't forget to bring your alptop... I mean laptop with you today..."
by Global Warming August 16, 2006
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altophobia

by Magillan October 1, 2007
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alphophobia

Alphophobia runs in the family.
by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010
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Aptoptionist

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.
by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011
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alpopoop

Hatred for people who use flushable wipes to wipe their asses.
Normal person: *uses flushable wipes*

Alpopoop: *kills normal person*
by Hobokermit January 25, 2022
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Alatope

I saw the best alatope the other day but my dick went limp when told me her name was “Yamaka-hamika”
by alatope June 4, 2022
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alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.
Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
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