alpopoop 

Hatred for people who use flushable wipes to wipe their asses.

Normal person: *uses flushable wipes*

Alpopoop: *kills normal person*

alpopoop by Hobokermit January 25, 2022

Alcopoop 

The really satisfying dump you take when you're hungover. (Alcohol is a laxative, apparently).

It sucks to be hungover, but then there's always that great alcopoop the next morning.

Alcopoop by Checkmate33 October 5, 2009

alcopoop 

The steamy, liquid-based excrement that requires deployment after a night of drinking copious amounts of alcohol followed by a greasy kebab or indian.

Usually leaves a foul stench that lingers on throughout the day.

The piss up last night really screwed up my insides - as soon as I had awoken I went to the toilet for an alcopoop.

alcopoop by Dirty Daz June 18, 2006