Alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the oldest of 5 siblings. Grew up in poverty. He believes in hard work and not taking things for granted.

Alphonzo means a noble, nice guy with strong ambition to become a great beat maker. He takes pride in being honest and loyal

alphonzo by Fresh 1 November 24, 2021

Dirty Alphonzo 

When a guy snaps his fingers, and his girlfriend sucks his semen out of the other girlfriend.

Snapped my fingers like the Fonz, and gave them a Dirty Alphonzo....

Dirty Alphonzo by BigBadBone June 16, 2021

alphonso 

a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves pussy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers

I can't believe him he is such an alphonso.

alphonso by mkl98 November 5, 2009

Alphonso 

Alphonso may be rough around the edges but will steal your heart with his positivity and good spirit. He is talented and will soon become a star!!

If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.

Alphonso is sitting in the treehouse.

Alphonso by Lychee_90 July 5, 2018

Alphonso 

Alphonso is a person who does'nt pertically like the word NO! for an answer he is very persisted and loves to prove his points. He will go on and on and on intell his point is proven he often hides his emotion by anger and doesnt like to told how he feels unless it is true. This is not the person you wont to make mad, he has a surpressed anger that can be dangerous to others if unleased he loves pussy and is a freak of nature, and he is known to be quiet at first but once you get to know him it comes out and I MEAN THE WHOLE PACKAGE!! yes he has a big dick!! often at the age of 14 his dig is huge watch out ladies

omg i have an alphonso for a boyfriend

Alphonso by Jimmy Falcon March 7, 2011

Alphonso Davies 

The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.

The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.

Alphonso Davies by FundedByBurritos December 8, 2021