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The Iowa Game

(noun) An excuse to drink with others over a shared connection during the Iowa Hawkeyes game instead of being sober and professionally networking with that shared Iowa Hawkeyes connection.

“Honey, sorry I can’t be designated driver right now, The Iowa Game is happening! Please drive us or get us an Uber as I double fisted Hawkeye and Malort each for the third time at this dive bar!”

by FundedByBurritos March 26, 2026

Alphonso Davies

The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.

The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.

by FundedByBurritos December 8, 2021