alphonze

He is somewhat of a philosopher. He loves to side comment on things—in a good way. He is good at math and singing. He loves hanging out with others. He is sometimes awkward and unusual, but he's kind and always willing to help.

Alphonze, can you help me with this lesson?

by purpruffbas February 3, 2023

Alphonzo

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

The Alphonse Dip

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

by theneshmeister April 10, 2015

Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!

"Brother, You Retard~!!!"

by HagaRen March 8, 2005

Alphonse

1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child

"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."

by EckleE March 16, 2010

Alphonse

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Alphonse

Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings

Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007