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Alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3
Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!
Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016
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alphonsa is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful and so very smart. She is the best person in the world. She will succeed in everything she does.
I got a 100 on the quiz, wow I did an alphonsa.

I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa
She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.
Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.

alphonsa. 

a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum
alphonsa. is a timeless loser.

i repeat a pavum or a thendi.

alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"
alphonsa. by adfad December 14, 2008

alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the oldest of 5 siblings. Grew up in poverty. He believes in hard work and not taking things for granted.
Alphonzo means a noble, nice guy with strong ambition to become a great beat maker. He takes pride in being honest and loyal
alphonzo by Fresh 1 November 24, 2021

alphonze 

He is somewhat of a philosopher. He loves to side comment on things—in a good way. He is good at math and singing. He loves hanging out with others. He is sometimes awkward and unusual, but he's kind and always willing to help.
Alphonze, can you help me with this lesson?
alphonze by purpruffbas February 3, 2023
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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