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alphaxard 

Alphaxard is guy who starts of straight then after getting dumped he switches his sexuality and becomes gay.he is the type of guy to bend you over or love his uncle
Your such an alphaxard
alphaxard by KOMIK100 November 16, 2018
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Licensed internet funny man
Fan: Omg it’s Alpharad
Rando: who?
Fan: the internet funny man
Rando: oh yeah
Alpharad by MegaTheOwO July 5, 2019
The official internet funny man famous for playing video games on youtube such as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Mario Maker 2, Pokémon Sword, Rivals of Aether, and Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg. He is also famous for making the most popular video series about computers playing video games called the CPUCS.With currently 1.8 million subscribers he is one of the best youtubers. Sub to Mr. Rad please and also say hi to Josniffy.
Person 1: Hey, do you know the internet funny man?
Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
Person 3/fan: vilepile.
Alpharad by Useless shit December 9, 2019
Alpharad? More like Alphadad! *kappa*
Alpharad by DLG | Kool Yo July 14, 2016

Alphatard 

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
Alphatard by Turboteebone July 24, 2017

alphaladz 

A group of guys trying to be ‘alpha’ but failing at every step.
“How did that Micra get stuck upside down in the middle of a roundabout?” “Alphaladz, innit”
alphaladz by AnAlphaLad December 31, 2018

Alphaparaghetto 

To write a piece of text in a particular shape.
Derieved from 'alphabet'-'paragraph' and 'ghetto' which means to curb the alphabets in a paragraph in a predefined area
The text written in star shape is amd example of alphaparaghetto
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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