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aloraistic 

noun: thought process of artistic mind
she had extreme aloraistic visions.
aloraistic by amismawmaw August 2, 2022
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Altruistically 

Adv., doing something without any selfishness.
Altruism, A good friend always advices altruistically.
Altruistically by eagle22077 July 16, 2009

altruistic 

it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"
i walked past a homeless man the other night. At first i walked past him and accross the road and then i thought no i cant do that so i walked accross to him and emptied all the coin out of ma wallet( about $10) and gave it to him and said lo after urself mate i will see u around

friend says afetr i do it.... oh my god u are so altruistic
altruistic by bollox87 May 17, 2006

Altruistic Comedy 

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.
Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.
Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

alarmistice 

finally getting up after a battle with the snooze button
Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez! Alarmistice already.
alarmistice by Yeobright April 10, 2011

altruistic narcissist 

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.
I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.

Altruistic Exploiter 

A person who offers help seemingly out of the kindness of their heart only to hold it over your head every chance they get.

Someone who threatens to take away things they’ve already given you in order to have control over you.
Stacie gave me her bike 2 months ago without me asking because she didn’t need it and I really needed a bike. She is now demanding I help her remodel her house or she will take it back although it’s already mine, she never struck me as an altruistic exploiter.
Altruistic Exploiter by YoinkersV February 12, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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