squarorism

striking boredom in the hearts of innocent civilians

Whoever invited the nuns to this party is guilty of squarorism.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

coexistential

understanding yourself better through your relationships with others

No one should face a coexistential crisis alone.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

alarmistice

finally getting up after a battle with the snooze button

Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez! Alarmistice already.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry

Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

Starbuckets

a coffee addict's daily intake

Maybe Barry Bonds just drank Starbuckets.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011