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The most nicest funniest person you'll meet and only once in a while you'll find someone as amazing and fun , she's not just an alonni but a Maya
She's always there for you when you need her yup that's an alonni
alonni by Alphabetboy May 12, 2016
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Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD
Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"
Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it
"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"
Alonna by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019
When committing to a relationship with someone named Alynnia, one must first consider the emotional and physical endeavors it takes to maintain a healthy connection, considering their unpredictable mental nature. Besides constant maintenance, one may find joy in watching an Alynnia express their joy towards you're bond and will grow very attached over time. Alynnias are very kind, generous, and will always prioritize your issues before theirs. Some describe an Alynnias personality as, "sweet but no brain" and often very kinky. Despite the lack of consciousness, Alynnias make up in charming character and colourful personality.
Alynnia is the big goof, but I love her nonetheless

Alynnia is getting a little too comfortable with the idea of vampire sex

Alynnia really loves the Irish, it's quite concerning how intense it has become

I love Alynnia's misplaced confidence
Alynnia by cowgomoo69 March 19, 2021
A beautiful girl who doesn't see the world as everyone else does has a passion for love and life she is a rare flower and can make your day by pone word she is beyond compare
You are such an Ayonnie
Ayonnie by Xnkkyfx January 8, 2018
An amazing girl who is beautiful inside and out. She is loved by all those around her and her smile and laugh are contagious. She is creative and a good listener, she's caring and doesn't give a shit about what anyone says bad about her because she knows its all false anyways. Not to mention, she is also amazing in bed.
Alanni is greatness
Alanni by Alover August 21, 2012
Alonzia is the name of a wonderful beautiful loving kind sexy girl who loves her friend and love Money and loves spending it she is one of the best friends you can ever have she is a true friend she loves her friend and family she loves all her friends she is never fake and can't be fake for nothing in the world she was put on this world for a reason she is one of the pretty cute beautiful fantastic fun funny girls who walked this world
Alonzia can be your best friend
alonzia by Heyits December 21, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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