Alonna 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it

"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"

Alonna by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019

Alonna 

Alonna is unique, doesn't run away from her problems, and is always aware of things. Alonna is also sweet but she has a bad side so stay off that bad side oh and did I mention that she needs a boyfriend hit her up.

Me- Wanna play with Alonna at recess

My friend- Sure: )

Alonna by dreamyy. vivi November 22, 2019

Alonna 

Alonna is a very good person, she loves her friends and attempts to befriends with everyone! She is very pretty, has a goofy personality and can be very.... inappropriate...
She is very smart and has ok grades. People misjudge Alonna a lot because of her goofy personality, which can cause problems, so people tend to think of he as annoying or dumb.

Person1: You’ve seen Alonna?

Person2: Yeah she’s annoying.
Person1: What do you mean?! SHES AWESOME!
Person2: ....

Alonna by Imjoemama October 29, 2019

Alonna 

The cutest girl ever that love gage carroll

gage and alonna together forever cuz shes the cutest girl ever.

Alonna by Alonna M. January 6, 2008

Alonna 

This is a person who doesn’t know jeo to spell and types slow and gets 0 bitches

Alonna gets no bitches

Alonna by Quandals May 21, 2022

Dirty Alonna 

A fiery, beautiful mess of a woman who will rock both your works and your jaw if need be. She doesn’t take any shit, she knows how to work it, and she is a true A-1.

Man, Dirty Alonna Monday was amazing

Dirty Alonna by SavageKingJR April 15, 2020

Alanna 

Alanna is the realest friend you could ever be friends with. She will always be there for you in tough times but she will get annoyed if you do it for attention or do it all the time. Also this bitch is BIG PRETTY (no homo) . When your in a friend group with her it’s never funny or exciting if she isn’t there. And also I suggest you don’t get her mad cuz she will beat the brains outa you🤣. Alanna is like the type of friend that treats you like her child and looks after you 24/7 and always makes sure you are ok and she deserves more love then she gets.

Me: *being sad* Alanna: “who was it I’m bouts to fight them”

Alanna by If ykyk hehehe August 28, 2019