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alohalani 

A beautiful, strong, loving, and caring woman. She often looks to help others succeed when they don't deserve it. Alohalani often doesn't realize the tremendous impact she has had on everyone she meets and that those peoples lives are so much better for having met her. Her smile and laugh can cheer up the gloomiest of days.
I don't know how we would get through the day without Alohalani.
Alohalani is such a beautiful mother and makes sure everyone she cares about and loves is safe and happy.
alohalani by Beautiful Wahine January 19, 2017
Words you can keep

alohanani 

Aloha means a lot of things. It could mean, "Hello" "Goodbye" or "Love". Nani means "Beautiful".

Alohanani means "Beautiful Love".

A person with this name is very Kindhearted, Loving, Always think of others,Helpful, and Love Hard.
Alohanani is a very hard worker and always looking out for others.
alohanani by 77love January 5, 2017

ALOHILANI 

She be an ALOHILANI
ALOHILANI by Eli_8080 May 25, 2021

Alphalinity

Alphalinity is what is measured to determine if someone is an alpha or not.
Shit bro you have a mad amount of alphalinity!
Alphalinity by OnAHat November 13, 2020

Alphabaniosis 

Incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.
I realized I had alphabaniosis when I was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after T.

I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.

Ke’alohilani 

Ke is "the" Alohi is "brightness" Lani is "heaven" Ke’alohilani means the brightness of heaven . Ke’alohilani is a sweet and she is very meaningful. She cares for others before caring for herself , she loves to spend time with her family and her loved ones . Ke’alohilani has suffered in the past with problems with her family but she puts a smile on her face for everyone's amusement.
ke’alohilani means the "brightness of heaven ". "a gift from the man above"
Ke’alohilani by Melelani June 6, 2019

alphalinity

Alphalinity is a measure of how much of an alpha someone is.
Damn bro you got mad alphalinity.
alphalinity by OnAHat November 13, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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