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When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.
"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"
almasex by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011
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Aliasexual 

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.
Example: I think Alia is aliasexual
Aliasexual by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019
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That annoying b**** who tires to kill you at the end of Tribunal with Hopesfire. The only cool thing about her is her badass body guards.
Dude 1: WTF Almalexia tried to kill me!

Dude 2: You're what did who? Are you playing Morrowind again!?!

alfasexual 

One who’s attracted to soggy carrots
Dude that soggy carrot is so hot I think I’m alfasexual
alfasexual by Handing January 21, 2021

Alfasexual 

One who is sexually attracted to Alfa wolfs.
Damn he’s so bad, and he’s an Alfa wolf… I think I’m Alfasexual! 🤭🐺🐺
Alfasexual by MommyMilker18 April 18, 2023

albasexual 

parents: are you bisexual?
you: no, i'm albasexual
albasexual by najclalba January 26, 2021
A goddess who has quite an agressive way of communication with mortals. She is very pretty, like Tinuviel in Lord of the Rings. She was married with Nerevarine, slayer of Dagoth Ur, devil of Morrowind, but she killed his re-incarnation in Sotha Sil's palace.
Almalexia: Morrowind, Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, Mournhold, Tinuviel
Almalexia by Meggz0rz September 7, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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