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When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.

"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"

almasex by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011

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Aliasexual

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.

Example: I think Alia is aliasexual

Aliasexual by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019

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Almalexia

That annoying b**** who tires to kill you at the end of Tribunal with Hopesfire. The only cool thing about her is her badass body guards.

Dude 1: WTF Almalexia tried to kill me!

Dude 2: You're what did who? Are you playing Morrowind again!?!

Almalexia by Jiklajack Amarouirous May 19, 2010

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alfasexual

One who’s attracted to soggy carrots

Dude that soggy carrot is so hot I think I’m alfasexual

alfasexual by Handing January 21, 2021

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Alfasexual

One who is sexually attracted to Alfa wolfs.

Damn he’s so bad, and he’s an Alfa wolf… I think I’m Alfasexual! 🤭🐺🐺

Alfasexual by MommyMilker18 April 18, 2023

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albasexual

attraction to Alba Flores

parents: are you bisexual?
you: no, i'm albasexual

albasexual by najclalba January 26, 2021

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Almalexia

A goddess who has quite an agressive way of communication with mortals. She is very pretty, like Tinuviel in Lord of the Rings. She was married with Nerevarine, slayer of Dagoth Ur, devil of Morrowind, but she killed his re-incarnation in Sotha Sil's palace.

Almalexia: Morrowind, Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, Mournhold, Tinuviel

Almalexia by Meggz0rz September 7, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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