albasexual

attraction to Alba Flores

parents: are you bisexual?
you: no, i'm albasexual

by najclalba January 26, 2021

aloysexual

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.

kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches

by siccunt04 September 10, 2020

Alexsexual

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)

My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay

by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Aloesexual

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.

John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.

by battubali June 19, 2019

apasexual

Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.

"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."

by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010

Abgsexual

When a person is only attracted to ABGs (Aznbbygirls). These girls are Asian, high maintenance, materialistic, is usually in a sorority, has a flower tattoo somewhere on her body, fake lashes, makeup, has her hair dyed in various colors of the rainbow, and would most likely say yes to a shot of Henny.

Bro, I just found out I’m abgsexual

by Hellohoang October 11, 2018

Aquasexual

A person who's attracted to expensive water and gets extremely aroused when drinks aquafina

Matthew: "This Aquafina SLAPS, im going to orgasm now"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"

by choirchrissyboi March 30, 2021