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Almase is an amazing person. She's a very kind hearted and loving friend, but once you do something to upset her, she's gone. Almase goes by 'YOLO' she's a free spirit and does what makes her happy. Almase will cut off anyone that uses her or makes her feel unwanted because she doesn't put up with anyone shit. Almase hates two faced bitches. Once you're almases friend consider yourself lucky because she will do anything for you. Almase hates controlling people. She is very particular about what she wants and will do anything to achieve it. She doesn't care about what anyone says about her because she's someone with a IDGAF attitude and that's what's special about her.
Almase is an amazing friend

When I need someone to beat someone up for me, I go to Almase
almase by zihan November 20, 2021
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A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.
Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015
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A girl who is very pretty and tends to be shy at times. This girl usually has sparkles in her eye. Guys would go crazy for her.
You're so Almas
Almas by Milo Ice January 9, 2015
A sheltered area in South San Jose, pretty much isolated from the rest of the city. The houses in Almaden are generally big and two stories, and the people are rich. The kids in Almaden are usually rich, spoiled, preppy. Either they are wannabes who think they live in Beverly Hills, or they are rich white kids who want to be ghetto. Almaden includes the schools Leland, Bret Harte, Castillerro.
Almaden kid drives up in Dad's Mercedes, wearing a bandana.

Almaden kid:It's hard out here man....

East San Jose kid: stfu, the only problems you've faced is when Tilly's runs out of purple.
Almaden by some guy39 August 7, 2009

Aliasexual 

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.
Example: I think Alia is aliasexual
Aliasexual by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019
That annoying b**** who tires to kill you at the end of Tribunal with Hopesfire. The only cool thing about her is her badass body guards.
Dude 1: WTF Almalexia tried to kill me!

Dude 2: You're what did who? Are you playing Morrowind again!?!
When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.
"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"
almasex by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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