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Alkane

The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 30, 2010
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alkane snorter

A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan
Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)
by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019
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Anthony Albanese

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.
Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.
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Albane

She is a really sweet and nice girl. She has quite a character but she is very kind and loyal. She is naturally beautiful, she often has long hair and very beautiful eyes. Everyone wants an Albane in their life. She knows how to listen and will be your best friend if you like gossip. On the other hand, if you provoke her, she will make you regret it.
Lina : I wish I new Colin's new friend...
Victoire : Her name is Albane, she is super nice. Yesterday she shared her meal with me because I forgot mine!
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Akane

Akane is a Japanese name that means “deep red”.

Akane is one of the most generous, kind, and funny girls you will ever meet. Sometimes she talks too much, but you know you love her.
“Akane is such a cool name”
“Right? She’s even cooler in person.”
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The Arkanes

A young band from Liverpool.
Songs include Sharpshooter, Don't Act Like You Know Me, and Just Can't Help Myself.

They will start touring in the U.S.A. soon!!
Were you at The Arkanes last night?
by ickysickyvicky666 March 2, 2010
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Akane Aoi

Random mf: hey Akane Aoi's real name is Ed Sheeran!
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