Alkane

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The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.

Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"

Alkane by Neexer November 30, 2010

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alkane snorter

A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan

Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)

alkane snorter by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019

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Anthony Albanese

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.

Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.

Anthony Albanese by austinlim July 10, 2022

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Albane

She is a really sweet and nice girl. She has quite a character but she is very kind and loyal. She is naturally beautiful, she often has long hair and very beautiful eyes. Everyone wants an Albane in their life. She knows how to listen and will be your best friend if you like gossip. On the other hand, if you provoke her, she will make you regret it.

Lina : I wish I new Colin's new friend...
Victoire : Her name is Albane, she is super nice. Yesterday she shared her meal with me because I forgot mine!

Albane by MoiNinou March 16, 2021

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Akane

Akane is a Japanese name that means “deep red”.

Akane is one of the most generous, kind, and funny girls you will ever meet. Sometimes she talks too much, but you know you love her.

“Akane is such a cool name”
“Right? She’s even cooler in person.”

Akane by TheICIA February 24, 2021

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The Arkanes

A young band from Liverpool.
Songs include Sharpshooter, Don't Act Like You Know Me, and Just Can't Help Myself.

They will start touring in the U.S.A. soon!!

Were you at The Arkanes last night?

The Arkanes by ickysickyvicky666 March 2, 2010

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Akane Aoi

Real name is Ed Sheeran

Random mf: hey Akane Aoi's real name is Ed Sheeran!

Akane Aoi by Totally not @.mitsuba_sousuke_ July 16, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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