The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 27, 2010
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A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.
did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.
by It'salkanyo February 9, 2015
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Hakan just got expelled
Why?

He is a Hakan Alkan
by Charlie kress December 18, 2013
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a man that gets all the thots and beats his meat
one day i felt like being alkan
by akkakakakakakakak November 22, 2019
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A sexy man who pulls all the babes gets all the attention and has a huge package and is famous and loved by everyone and has insane drip and lots of bucks
Omg look its alkan hes so hot

Look its Alkan the most sexy popular man alive
by alkatrazz March 17, 2022
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A really sexy man, pulls all the girls, has a huge pp, and is super sexy and strong
Omg see alkan hes soo hot i wanna fuck him
by alkatrazz March 15, 2022
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A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan
Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)
by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019
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