Albanese

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When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.

Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!

Albanese by sjb352 January 22, 2019

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Albanese

When you call everyone in for a meeting when it should’ve just been a brief email.

Like when Australia’s Prime Minister Anthony Albanese organised a national broadcast on 1 April, 2026 amid the global fuel crisis to deliver the message: “Drive if you must, but otherwise please take the bus.”

Did you see that 7pm meeting invite? I really hope it’s not be an Albanese.

Albanese by Uhvar April 1, 2026

Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

Albanese Peach Ring by God is dead and I killed him October 29, 2015

Anthony Albanese

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.

Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.

Anthony Albanese by austinlim July 10, 2022

Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese is a cross dresser whose soul purpose in life is to fuck up Australia. Along with his gay boyfriend, Chris Bowen, they will turn Australia into a country that belongs in the stoneage.

Australia is turning into an Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese by Tellertim December 4, 2022

Anthony Albanese

The one and only man who will save our country from Sc*tt M*rrison.
We love his dong, is very very beeg.

Anthony Albanese will save Australia!

Anthony Albanese by idk6000 July 11, 2022

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026