Albanese 

When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.

Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!

Albanese by sjb352 January 22, 2019

albanese 

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albanese by zyro sucks cock March 3, 2022

Albanese

When you call everyone in for a meeting when it should’ve just been a brief email.

Like when Australia’s Prime Minister Anthony Albanese organised a national broadcast on 1 April, 2026 amid the global fuel crisis to deliver the message: “Drive if you must, but otherwise please take the bus.”

Did you see that 7pm meeting invite? I really hope it’s not be an Albanese.

Albanese by Uhvar April 1, 2026

Albanese Peach Ring 

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

Albanese Peach Ring by God is dead and I killed him October 29, 2015

Anthony Albanese 

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.

Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.

Anthony Albanese by austinlim July 10, 2022

Anthony Albanese 

Anthony Albanese is a cross dresser whose soul purpose in life is to fuck up Australia. Along with his gay boyfriend, Chris Bowen, they will turn Australia into a country that belongs in the stoneage.

Australia is turning into an Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese by Tellertim December 4, 2022

Anthony Albanese 

The one and only man who will save our country from Sc*tt M*rrison.
We love his dong, is very very beeg.

Anthony Albanese will save Australia!

Anthony Albanese by idk6000 July 11, 2022