Pineapple: "Man, Alkanel fucked me politically and I had to resign cause I was cooperating with terrorists"
by Alkanel December 29, 2020
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Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"
Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"
Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"
Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 30, 2010
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A deptartment head, who's own head is completley up his ass. A complete morality crusher. One who destroys everyones desire to do a good job.
The Alianello they hired for packaging has really destoyed the department. These folks used to love to do a good job but now their moral is at an all time low!!!!!
by You suck Mike A!!!!! October 6, 2011
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by 🐵 January 3, 2019
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Andrew: sure just follow me
(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)
Andrew: sure just follow me
(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)
by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019
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