Alkan

A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.

did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.

by It'salkanyo February 09, 2015

Alkane

The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.

Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"

by Neexer November 28, 2010

Hakan Alkan

A retard

Hakan just got expelled
Why?

He is a Hakan Alkan

by Charlie kress December 18, 2013

alkan

a man that gets all the thots and beats his meat

one day i felt like being alkan

by akkakakakakakakak November 23, 2019

Alkan

A sexy man who pulls all the babes gets all the attention and has a huge package and is famous and loved by everyone and has insane drip and lots of bucks

Omg look its alkan hes so hot

Look its Alkan the most sexy popular man alive

by alkatrazz March 17, 2022

Alkan

A really sexy man, pulls all the girls, has a huge pp, and is super sexy and strong

Omg see alkan hes soo hot i wanna fuck him

by alkatrazz March 16, 2022

alkane snorter

A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan

Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)

by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019