algoid

A slur against people who overly rely on content recommendation algorithms to pass their time, especially those of shortform content platforms such as TikTok or Instagram.

Chad 1: Look at that loser over there on his phone. Bet he doesn't touch grass ever.
Chad 2: Yeah, he's watching TikTok. What an algoid.

algoid by aztophel May 2, 2026

Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

Algodoo 

a physics game where you can make just about anything

Have you played Algodoo

Algodoo by SuperDude66 September 29, 2017

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Altoid Hummer 

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

Altoid Hummer by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Bert Algood 

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

Bert Algood by Elliot G May 4, 2011